COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS
having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life
people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.
the last comment just hurts so bad
Part one of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
as a bisexual, i can confirm all of these
"average person eats 8 bisexuals a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 bisexuls per year. Bisexual Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
im gonna cover a song *puts blanket over cd*
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO
Dear lord, you are beautiful..