My decision to watch all 16 minutes of this was a good one.
Leo always knows how to make you feel better.
i’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this citybut I’m just someone passing by